Category: Musings of a dissolute fox

I would guess that the White House family of kunts have been planning an invasion of Iran for the last few years. Along with Israel and…

the word ‘democracy’ has become hollow in meaning and brandished about as if we were indeed back in the 5th century when it did have major…

I am 27 years old and my longest serving mate has been nothing but loyal, supportive and a constant source of humour since we met 20…

  The President of the United States is in town to attend a meeting loosely geared towards discussing Economic issues though the real topic of discussion-as…

I was once detained under armed guard for 11 hours at Cairo airport, Egypt. My then girlfriend had mixed up my passport with another Dan’s passport…

In November, Americans have the opportunity to send a message to Bush, Cheney, Rice and their numerous mega-wealthy benefactors. A message of ‘fuck you, we have…

It is not uncommon for brothers and sisters to fight like cats and dogs, but Isabelle and I, at the height of our combat, fought more…

  As much pride as I gleamed through my fishmonger duties at Sainsburys, mainly from the fruitful rapport I had managed to accrue with both customers and staff…

TULLAMARINE, MELBOURNE My impression of a refined, scholarly English gent must have hit a nerve in the oversized knickers of the amiable, motherly woman who checked…

I would say that if I have written 500 rhymes then 400 of them have been fuelled by music and/or wicked lyrics. Music is fuel, emotion,…