Dutch Masters…

December 6, 2006

Dutch Minister of Defence Henk Kamp(above) continues to reward hellhounds from the underworld for their heinous activities by nominating Charlie Manson (below) for the much coveted- in devil worshipper circles- Amsterdam Award for Atrocities… The Bosnian government yesterday made their resentful feelings known to their Dutch counterparts after scores of Dutch peacekeepers were recently awarded […]

Power to the people…Chavez wins another term as Venezuelan King

December 5, 2006

 The Latin American left wing revolution continued to strengthen yesterday when Venezuela re-elected charismatic President Hugo Chavez, to another 6 year term in the top job. After 78% of the ballots had been counted, the former paratrooper was declared the clear winner with over 2/3rds of the votes cast in his name. Since first assuming […]

Iraq, drowning in blood…

November 15, 2006

The situation in Iraq continues to break records for gruesome death tolls On Monday security forces discovered 75 dead bodies in Baghdad and Baquba(35km North East of the capital). Most of the corpses were shredded by bullets and if the hands were still intact they were cuffed… 50 victims had been slaughtered then piled up […]

Israeli government turns it’s back on Peace…

November 1, 2006

Due to his sagging popularity and lack of individual ability to repair the damage that his own actions have brought about, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert this week formed an official alliance with the leader of the Yisrael Beiteinu political party, Avigdor Lieberman. Every news agency I have checked directly states- in less adventurous language […]

News 20/10/06:Russian jokes, the arms trade and ugly, squat goblin-like creatures…

October 20, 2006

X stand up comedy champion of the KGB-Putin During a recent visit to the Kremlin (Moscow) by Israeli prime-minister, Ehud Olmert, the Russian leader, Vladimir Putin made these shocking remarks; apparently an ill-fated attempt at humour, ‘Say hello to your president. What a strong man! He raped ten women! I never expected that from him! […]

British government supports human rights abuse, globally.

October 18, 2006

It was only last week when the British Foreign Office published their annual Human Rights Report. The Foreign Secretary, Margaret Becket, was the driving force behind this document which labelled 20 states from around the globe as ‘major countries of concern’ for human rights abuses.   Out of those 20 countries, the British government sell […]

he ain’t bluffing…oh Kimmy!!

October 9, 2006

At 230AM GMT today, North Korea tested a nuclear device deep underground in the rural North Western region of the isolated Stalinist state. The mercurial, some say dangerously demented, North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il, has incurred the wrath of most of the developed World by making good on long held threats/well publicized intentions to […]

August 13th..Columbus, King Kim and the Soul

August 14, 2006

 Columbus-a truly nasty bastard. Recent research has uncovered several documents pertaining to ace Explorer, Christopher Columbus, and his ruthless reign over the Indies (which we now call The Dominican Republic). The Spanish Historian’s findings detail several sickening incidents of old style crime and punishments that make Columbus seem like a deranged, sadistic, megalomaniac. A starving vagrant, […]

august 6th..jehovah, antigravity, the wolfman and communism

August 9, 2006

   The devil. Is he the real creator of humans? Or is the average human being more like this fella>>> During my childhood I was taught, by adults and my peers, to avoid/ignore Jehovah’s witnesses like the plague. On several occasions my home was indeed visited by these much maligned foes, and every time they […]

NeWs 23/24th July. Flesh Eating spiders + polite mercenaries

July 23, 2006

I must begin this week’s news report with a short but weighty apology. Sincerely I am almost embarrassed by my inability to dive headfirst back into the MiddleEastern problem. The best I can manage, and ‘best’, is not the appropriate word..um…maybe ‘only semblance of satisfactory reportage’…this topic deserves the verbatim views from those directly afflicted. […]