the flames of WWIII are already burning…

December 19, 2015

The flames of world war III are already burning, so try to avoid it, or work to stop it in its tracks, by which I mean, take down the government, by any means possible. Lets clean up our own houses before fucking up any other countries at the behest of the priests treating us as […]

Juventus Youth Report December 2015

December 18, 2015

With the seniors going from strength to strength, the complete destruction of our cross town rivals in the coppa italia hopefully enough to recover joy and vigour for the majority of our flock after the champions league draw, it seems an opportune juncture to peek at our young starlets and gauge their progress… Whilst our […]

A blessing in disguise…An opportunity to prove our credentials.

December 15, 2015

I awoke in a sloppy haze, the flashes of sunlight creeping through my haggard curtains blindingly bright to the slither of reluctant acceptance that the dream realm was once more closed off and the Day must be faced. As is often the case I was riddled with sensations of unfinished business in the fast fading […]

How far will this go?

December 11, 2015

Whilst the french sing ALLEZ LES BLEUS and recover from a ‘terrorist attack’ and show support for their finest fascists, as their civil rights are eroded, none the wiser en-masse, of their own unwitting complicity in the worst of the world’s traumas, our fine Overseers of the Western Empire have been hard at work elsewhere… […]

Sevilla 1-0 Juventus – Profligate, yet spirited

December 9, 2015

If there was one player who would put us to the sword and still leave me smiling, or rather, avoiding the eagerness to roar and smash the screen, it was Llorente. I have always liked the Spaniard, not just for his selfless build-up play, ability to bring others into an attacking move and his outstanding […]

The Spanish Inquisition – Seville v Juventus Preview

December 7, 2015

When the draw was announced for the group stage of the Champions League I will admit I was a little worried. And this was before I watched us slump into a lethargy on the field domestically as the season drew close enough to embrace. For Man City with their billions bankrolling a fine selection of […]

Juve sign Alisson?

December 6, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKxa5ZYeNdI Gianluigi Buffon is not only a legend of the game, one of the finest goalkeepers ever to don gloves, he is also continuing to perform impeccably at the top level. He has proven a Titan for the sport and our club and we are so very fortunate to have him. His passion for Juve, his […]

Protecting our own…and spoon-feeding the sheep

December 5, 2015

“Get out of your trucks now, and run away from them. Warning: air strikes are coming. Oil trucks will be destroyed. Get away from your oil trucks immediately. Do not risk your life,”… …read the leaflets airdropped to our ‘Enemy’ IS, 45 minutes prior to any bombing mission by the US or any of its […]

Lazio 0 – 2 Juventus

December 5, 2015

Player Ratings Buffon Evergreen and majestic. Santo Buffon had a quiet night. Came for crosses with authority, handled the two shots which went straight at him with ease and tried to play the ball out short from the back whenever possible. Untested. 7 Lichsteiner Never troubled, firm in the challenge and tried to support the […]

Uk to bomb Syria…but why…and who will they bomb?

December 3, 2015

There are two very distinct strands to this scene. Firstly, since WWII our military foreign policy has been rather different in nature to what has been spoken about for many hours in the Commons and comparable political stages. Our recent history confirms our army as far closer to mercenaries at the beck and call of […]