scrambled transmissions from Planet Cod(3)…The happiest blonde.

June 1, 2008

Scrambled Transmissions from Planet Cod (3): The happiest BlonDE ———————————————————————————— Nature reclaiming the streets…A Snow blizzard in April I like the snow. It reminds me that despite our greatest efforts to distance ourselves, as a species, from the natural realm from which we grew, were created, we are ALL still at the mercy of that […]

Dear Esmeralda…Revenge of the Toad People

April 29, 2008

Dear Esmeralda, The dark cloud of vultures, swooping high over my head, biding their time before attacking the carcass below, has grown in volume and impatience. They have combined to become one huge vulture cloud. A storm of flesh eating beasts looming ever larger on the horizon of my existence…It could soon be time to […]

Natural Capital

April 29, 2008

We are all blessed or cursed with natural capital in vital areas. Capital which can be used as a form of currency…In the larval stage we are no more than the sum of the parts that have joined to create a new life. I don’t mean just the parts of our parents, I mean the […]

The GuideBook

April 29, 2008

There’s the LAW, And then, There’s the GUIDEBOOK. The LAW protects us, but also prohibits, and regulates, our potential to LIVE as WE choose. Break the LAW, and we are punished, financially, for lesser offences. For more serious episodes, of taking the LAW into our own hands, and GETTING CAUGHT, there is Prison. GETTING CAUGHT. […]

supermarket disciplinarians

April 29, 2008

Why cant they just leave me alone, Let me do the job, THEY pay me to do* Let me sell their fish, With a smile on my face, That I share, With THEIR customers, Who pay THEIR wages. Its not enough, For me to dress THEIR way, For me to shave THEIR way, For me […]

Scrambled Transmission from Planet COd(2):Genuinely Happy

April 29, 2008

There used to be an order to things. A savage line that could be drawn from town to town, country, tribe to tribe. Fuck this civility. Fuck this Honesty. There is nothing to be gained from bearing my heart to a heartless world. There is nothing to be gained from meaning what I say. I […]

Better a Mother Loves

April 29, 2008

I am, The result of a coital connection, Between a saint, And a demon. It happened in 1978, The Chinese year of the goblin… …When it became clear to Her, Around 1982, I guess… That my father, Was not man, But a human shaped hellhound, The saint gathered her little ones, My sister and I, […]

Swann’s Way- Proust

April 29, 2008

This is not the kind of narrative which will grab you by the jugular and drag you, at breakneck speed, from Start to End. So if you are looking for that kind of ride, avoid this, or dare I say, any other offering from the cerebral Frenchman, much as you would be advised to flee, […]

scrambled transmissions from Planet Cod (Part 1)

February 25, 2008

Will he return*** the Caribbean, self proclaimed ‘King of the skullfuckers’. Gemini twins of Bearable and Vulgar. I love his style but detest the swagger of his cowboy hips, the ‘hey man’ greetings, and the contemptible lack of mathematical ability of the Vulgar Twin. The Bearable Ying is hardly an opposite of the Vulgar Yang, […]

juve v sampdoria

January 20, 2008

Juventus v Sampdoria   Juve went into this one lacking the services of three integral parts of their first team unit. Long term absentee, Andrade, and the blossoming colossus of Chiellini watched from the stands as did the one player capable of delivering pinpoint crosses, Camorenesi. Still, despite those MIA, Ranieri was able to put […]