December 10, 2007
With so much chaos flooding every corner of the planet which we call Home, it is easy to forget that we are merely a minute fragment of a mammoth structure we don’t understand but have a name for; The Universe. So instead of spending my free time perusing the News sites for more reports confirming […]
December 10, 2007
Dearest Esmeralda, How the mighty have fallen. The righteous stomped into submission by the dark forces which are running amok in this once great nation which day by day appears more like an open sewer. I watch these grunts like a wild fox watches the farmer, knowing that at any moment the tide may turn […]
December 10, 2007
While the War on Terror has lost it’s glamour in recent months, with headlines of overflowing Iraqi morgues and decapitated Afghani children been replaced with news of Pakistan’s social implosion and England’s failure to qualify for the EURO championships, the Angels at the top of the Allied Forces Christmas Tree, Cheney and Bush, have been […]
November 22, 2007
The end of the road… I was appalled when Steve Mclaren was given the top job in the wake of our failure at the 2006 world cup tournament. Shocked even. Because he was obviously unsuited to the role…I remember his last game as Boss of Boro. A 4-0 mauling at the hands of Spanish conquistadors, […]
November 14, 2007
This job, for all its rich social contact, is beginning to curdle my brain. To be fair I could be earning my sterlings in more strenuous and decidedly less satisfying vocations so perhaps I should focus my mind’s eye more widely and indulge the scope of this critique of my growing feeling of stagnation to […]
November 14, 2007
Sainsbury’s, at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon, is not the Right kind of scene for drunk and disorderly townie hags, yet here they are, hooting and whooping, cackling like witches in heat, bearing rotten cum-stained teeth with every hyena laugh.… “Don’t come to me you wenches!”, I whisper in my head…but alas, it’s too late…I […]
November 8, 2007
The decision to give up the rollies two days before the stag-do was a poor one. Yes I managed to go almost 48 hours without any nicotine but on Friday evening, after dumbing my senses down to Sloppy with half a bottle of rum, the reality of cutting out a drug which my body has […]
November 8, 2007
Recent studies undertaken by respected plant whisperers have shown the importance of family ties in the green world. Two cuttings taken from one planet were re-housed in a pot full of soil which was watered regularly and filled with nutrients required for growth. Two other cuttings were taken from separate plants (of the same species) […]
November 8, 2007
I first took a pop at this book back in April of this year but after consuming the first fifty pages I had to stop. Not because the story was unpalatable but due to my state of mind which at the time in question was dangerously unhinged. Mixing Zola’s epic expose of the ‘dark foundations […]
October 21, 2007
Whats going on? Does anyone else feel that everything is going real wrong? And that things are getting worse, For all those concerned, With working real hard, To make sure enough money is earned, So that we can pay the rent, So that we can pay the bills, So that we can treat ourselves now […]
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