November 13, 2006
I am 27 years old and my longest serving mate has been nothing but loyal, supportive and a constant source of humour since we met 20 years ago. The facts that we were born only a week apart and that we share similar blood heritage (i am british/sicilian, he is british/spanish) are probably integral reasons […]
November 1, 2006
Barcelona v Chelsea Nou camp. Home of the European champions. Chelsea with maximum points so far. Formations: Barca- Valdes Zambrotta Marquez Puyol Van bronkhurst Xavi Motta Deco Messi Gudjohnsen Ronaldinho Chelsea- Hilario Boulharouz Carvallho terry Cole Essien Makelele Lampard Ballack Drogba Robben Mourinho ‘you want theatre?? Ask Eidur!!’ 1T Boulharouz loses possession to Deco who […]
November 1, 2006
Due to his sagging popularity and lack of individual ability to repair the damage that his own actions have brought about, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert this week formed an official alliance with the leader of the Yisrael Beiteinu political party, Avigdor Lieberman. Every news agency I have checked directly states- in less adventurous language […]
October 30, 2006
Bolton v Man U Only Nolan missing for Bolton…Ronaldo back on the right of midfield as Giggs continues on the opposite flank.. Jaskellainen only conceded one goal from open play so far this season. All early possession and threat of breaking the deadlock from United…Giggs especially lively. Saha’s shot saved on the line by defender… […]
October 23, 2006
The President of the United States is in town to attend a meeting loosely geared towards discussing Economic issues though the real topic of discussion-as per usual with that warmongering shitbrain- is upsetting more foreign nations with threats and patriotic chest beating. Fortunately on this occasion the American public have been alerted to the […]
October 22, 2006
Chelsea v Portsmouth After an early half-chance for Kanu which he headed a few feet over Hilario’s bar, Chelsea quickly took this game by the scruff of the neck and the difference in class between these two teams, separated by only two places in the table, was apparent to all viewers. The triple horned strike […]
October 20, 2006
X stand up comedy champion of the KGB-Putin During a recent visit to the Kremlin (Moscow) by Israeli prime-minister, Ehud Olmert, the Russian leader, Vladimir Putin made these shocking remarks; apparently an ill-fated attempt at humour, ‘Say hello to your president. What a strong man! He raped ten women! I never expected that from him! […]
October 18, 2006
Manchester United V FC Copenhagen Van de Sar O’SHea Brown Vidic Evra Fletcher Carrick Scholes Ronaldo Saha Rooney (4-3-1-2) With Ryan Giggs and Gary Neville succumbing to injuries during the warm up, Ferguson was forced to reshuffle his pack with only minutes to spare before kick-off. Christiano Ronaldo was moved to the left wing, with […]
October 18, 2006
I was once detained under armed guard for 11 hours at Cairo airport, Egypt. My then girlfriend had mixed up my passport with another Dan’s passport (from our shared house). Anyway we had somehow managed to get through British and Dutch customs/immigration but realized the passport error as we arrived at Cairo. As expected the […]
October 18, 2006
It was only last week when the British Foreign Office published their annual Human Rights Report. The Foreign Secretary, Margaret Becket, was the driving force behind this document which labelled 20 states from around the globe as ‘major countries of concern’ for human rights abuses. Out of those 20 countries, the British government sell […]
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