he ain’t bluffing…oh Kimmy!!

October 9, 2006

At 230AM GMT today, North Korea tested a nuclear device deep underground in the rural North Western region of the isolated Stalinist state. The mercurial, some say dangerously demented, North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il, has incurred the wrath of most of the developed World by making good on long held threats/well publicized intentions to […]

England v Macedonia

October 7, 2006

England v Macedonia Though we struggled to find the winning goal in the recent reverse of this fixture (vs Macedonia, A, Sep 6th) our opponents on that occasion never really looked capable of doing more than stifling and containing the England team. Admittedly the Macedonians proved a hard nut to crack but we could and […]

LET US START FIGHTING BACK…FUCK BUSH,RICE+CHENEY

October 6, 2006

In November, Americans have the opportunity to send a message to Bush, Cheney, Rice and their numerous mega-wealthy benefactors. A message of ‘fuck you, we have had enough’. This statement can be beamed loud and clear to Washington by voting congressional power out of the Republicans’ hands. This is an important juncture not just for […]

Wedding Speech…

October 3, 2006

It is not uncommon for brothers and sisters to fight like cats and dogs, but Isabelle and I, at the height of our combat, fought more like eagle and mouse. Of course it was me who bore the resemblance to the mouse..and if it wasn’t for some fleet-footed dodging, lightning fast reactions and timely interceptions […]

1991 Honda CB-1

October 3, 2006

  As much pride as I gleamed through my fishmonger duties at Sainsburys, mainly from the fruitful rapport I had managed to accrue with both customers and staff over the 3 years stuck behind the slimy turbot, repulsive conger heads and disgracefully fat, farmed salmon, when the opportunity to take up a position at Gatwick airport appeared, […]

Premiership review for Saturday 9/9/06

September 12, 2006

Everton v Liverpool   Toffees manager  David Moyes opted to continue with the deployment of dependably dangerous Andrew Johnson as the lone striker while his opposite number,  Raphael ‘despicable’ Benitez continued his policy of random selection by starting the match with an awkward looking front pairing of England hero (I never thought I would refer […]

England v Andorra

September 4, 2006

England v Andorra The brief honeymoon period comes abruptly to an end as Mclaren’s England team face their first competitive match since bowing out, without pride, of the World cup finals only 2 months ago in June. The opponents for this encounter, the first stage of a long journey which will hopefully yield European Championship […]

Melbourne to London..ramblings of an dopeless dopefiend…

August 30, 2006

TULLAMARINE, MELBOURNE My impression of a refined, scholarly English gent must have hit a nerve in the oversized knickers of the amiable, motherly woman who checked me in for the fist of my three flights. Not one spare seat next to me, but two! Due to the nicotine overdose (absence of greenery; legalities of airports) […]

August 13th..Columbus, King Kim and the Soul

August 14, 2006

 Columbus-a truly nasty bastard. Recent research has uncovered several documents pertaining to ace Explorer, Christopher Columbus, and his ruthless reign over the Indies (which we now call The Dominican Republic). The Spanish Historian’s findings detail several sickening incidents of old style crime and punishments that make Columbus seem like a deranged, sadistic, megalomaniac. A starving vagrant, […]

august 6th..jehovah, antigravity, the wolfman and communism

August 9, 2006

   The devil. Is he the real creator of humans? Or is the average human being more like this fella>>> During my childhood I was taught, by adults and my peers, to avoid/ignore Jehovah’s witnesses like the plague. On several occasions my home was indeed visited by these much maligned foes, and every time they […]