Greetings knaves…

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Greetings knaves, rogues, villains and any other creed of vermin unhinged enough to find all other paths ruinous other than the one which leads here.

It is my aim to find Truth, lay it out bare for all to see, then add some form of intimate, human response. Through literal means I hope to accurately record, through these mangled mutterings of virtual ink, my own reflections of the invariably chaotic swamp in which I live.

Any feedback will be much appreciated…

Good LuCk.

TDF

 

  • Ms. Valdez

    hey there! i came to your site after reading your post at weedguru. didnt get to read valdezview in its entirety but those iraqi spider pix sure freaked me out!

    cuidate… i’ll be back to check out a fellow Valdez’ rantings!

  • hey man i like it, i really do. keep it up all you’ll reach where you want to be. Good luck

  • well, thanks a bunch for taking a few moments to check out the site mate. Hope you enjoyed it and come back again soon!
    regards
    Dan aka Carlos Valdez

  • ms Valdez eh??
    damn. could you be my intentionally long evaded mother??and what the hell does ‘cuidiate’ mean?
    I demand answers.
    CV

  • Roy

    Hi Daniel, are you in this blog ? ROY

  • Thanks, always good posts on your blog!

  • Brainwasher

    Maybe you could discover for me if the truth wears underwear/

  • I don’t think so Brainwasher. get back in your cave, Hobo…I will send ratface upstairs to dribble on you. But hey, thanks a bunch for the comment, buddy. always appreciated!

  • Nick

    how come I just found out about this today, and only because you apparently added a new button that links weedguru to this?

    Damn you Dan, you’re holding back valuable information!

  • Becca

    i wish i had had enough time to read this before i met you.
    i feel truly sorry now.

  • Your Friend

    Interesting site. I should have checked this out a long time ago.

  • Nick

    Keep things rolling Dan, I expect to gain coin from taking excerpts and spreading them all over the interwebs!

    • tdf

      You will gain, comrade…I am just as of yet unsure of the currency of payment!

  • foodstamps

    The SB nation blog medium is a good one. The writers on BWARAO are atrocious. Would it be such an outlandish idea to ask a pardon (for whatever your transgressions were) from those clown-like bureaucrats there at SB? And, to not just rejoin the community in the commenting respect, but to be the main fucking writer!!!!!!

    • tdf

      An interesting suggestion. Yet I was never told of any transgressions, after writing to the main goon, then his boss, then her bosses. Even filled out a form for a case of unfair removal, yet received not one response from any of them. No reason was given in private or public. Leaving the head goon to tell his own schoolyard stories without me available to comment. The sign of a true pro eh! Such a venture would of course appeal, yet even the welcome, widespread support of the community was not enough to even lead to a response. Just pipe down or be off with you, was the general thrust. I was more interested in content, yet the management is solely focused on traffic. I suspect it was nothing to do with my value to their traffic though, or the community, it was simply down to the head goon taking a personal dislike to me, out of…I am unsure. Some have suggested jealousy, some megalomania, some simply that head goon cannot stand any others gaining any prominence. Who can say! Probably more useful for the would for me to focus upon more meaningful matters, though my Juve love and reportage will remain intact. Cheers for the visit and comment.

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