August 13th..Columbus, King Kim and the Soul

By tdf, August 14, 2006

 Columbus-a truly nasty bastard.

Recent research has uncovered several documents pertaining to ace Explorer, Christopher Columbus, and his ruthless reign over the Indies (which we now call The Dominican Republic). The Spanish Historian’s findings detail several sickening incidents of old style crime and punishments that make Columbus seem like a deranged, sadistic, megalomaniac. A starving vagrant, who was caught stealing corn, had his nose and ears cut off and was then enslaved. Another report explains the story of a lady who insulted Columbus and paid the gruesome price of having her tongue cut out then been paraded, naked on horseback through the province….Harsh. Unjust. And suspiciously sexist.
Sticking with that region but moving the focus forward to contemporary vicious Viceroys…After the September 11th Twin Towers massacre, the American government had the support they needed, or the lack of opposition, to embark on new projects which cost millions of $$ and can be justified as Defence of the American people. Justified to some that is. Not me. For example: Construction began recently on the National Biodefence Analysis and Countermeasures Centre (NBAC) which will ‘house heavily guarded, hermetically sealed chambers in which scientists simulate terrorist attacks’. In order to authentically create such conditions, the NBAC facility will need to amass large quantities of the world’s most lethal bacteria and viruses. The 1972 biological and toxin weapons convention, of which the US is a signatory, stipulates that countries are forbidden to ‘develop, produce, stockpile, or otherwise acquire or retain’ the very substances that the NBAC will be using in their fundamental functions.
All the programmes we do are defensive in nature.” said Maureen McCarthy, director of homeland security research and development. The 1972 convention, mentioned a few lines back, does not allow the prohibited substances to be produced for defensive reasons.

If Iran were to publicly announce that they were building a nerve toxin research and development centre, the US and UK governments would probably not even stop to register their disdain to the UN security council, they would more likely take no hesitation in deciding to divert all their combined available firepower and soldiers to Tehran, for an all out ‘leave no survivors’ invasion. Tony Blair would speak of the dangers posed by allowing a rogue state such as Iran to develop offensive nerve agents. While his mentor, pigfucker extraordinaire, George Bush, would probably be so unable to pull himself free from the delirium which comes from ordering the deaths of thousands innocent lives, that Cuba may end up at risk to a ‘Bush Liberation Cull’…..I got a little carried away, but that has much to do with a brief glimpse of my lady’s nubile naked form, as she emerged from the steaming hot, misty bathroom, to grasp a towel before returning to the makeshift sauna. The light at the end of this useless meandering, the conclusion that I wish to offer, is that the US considers itself above all international laws.

What is worse, from my own partly British perspective, is that Tony Blair has dragged me and my countrymen into a proxy deputy Devil Sheriff situation with the head Demon position perhaps occupied by Condi Rice. The blind allegiance shown towards Washington by the British PM (illegal wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and more recently when refusing to condemn Israel’s criminal annihilation of hundreds of innocent Lebanese lives) has created exponentially mushrooming problems both within the UK borders and in foreign lands.

Both Bush and Blair are guilty of some of the worst War crimes of the last decade, but neither will be punished. They are two-faced, greedy, shit-brains and one only needs to look at the death rates in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Lebanon, to find enough evidence to surely put vast swathes of politicians in the Tombs. But of course for that to be possible, politicians would have to be subject to prosecution for lying and murder, but alas they are not. In the two countries which so vehemently promote ‘democracy’, the governments are as trustworthy as a veteran skag head stool pigeon who hasn’t had a fix for a week.


No-one in their Right mind fucks with Kim Jang IITyphoons which have raged without respite in North Korea throughout this last four weeks are thought to have been responsible for killing 10000 people and destroying 1.5 million homes. Despite those bile-inducing estimates of horror which were made by a human rights group, the North Korean Government released a report stating that ‘141 people had lost their lives’….Which is more than a small discrepancy. Bearing in mind the autocratic, some would say fearsome, manner in which the country is ruled, I am inclined to believe the human rights group. Sadly there is much despair and widespread famine in the Kim Jong II domain. But that isn’t reason enough for America to continue to antagonize the kamikaze King into a nuclear stand-off…

A UN Security Council ceasefire proposal-aimed at bringing an end to the Israeli invasion and bombardment of Lebanon-is supposed to come into effect at 5am Monday. Despite this timetable of retraction and cessation, 30000 Israeli troops surged into Lebanon on Sunday, with orders to push as far as 30km into enemy territory. Hezbollah chiefs, while agreeing to abide by the terms of the ceasefire, also stated clearly that they will not stop fighting while the enemy is still occupying and attacking Lebanese land. From the Israeli camp the signals suggest that they will carry on fighting for at least another week, maybe longer, and the only event that could change that would be the deployment of a sizeable international Peace-keeping force, placed in a makeshift buffer zone between the two countries.

I apologize for the repetition, as profit4blood seems to be developing into a theme for my new reports, but here is an interesting quote from The Guardian, which like so many Facts, inspires a very pure hatred in my spirit that my soul has serious trouble controlling…

According to the New York Times, Israel has asked the US to supply the IDF with short range anti-personnel rockets which scatter fragmentation grenades over a wide area…The report said the delivery of the weapons was likely despite state department concerns that they could cause high civilian casualties.’
Casualties so far:
Lebanon
To date
Civilians 1,056 killed
Hezbollah 100 (Israel claims up to 500 have been killed)
Israel
To date
Military 79 killed
Civilians 37 killed
(from Guardian.co.uk)
This isn’t the Right time for anyone to be selling more heinous weapons to Israel.

 Gills manager Ronnie Nutcase Jepson said ‘more effort is needed’ after seeing his side throw away a 2-0 lead…I must bring this weekly writing exercise back to basics because I am finding no positives in the main News; in fact, I am finding the same bullshit over and over again. Which on one hand makes me more sure than ever that the only way to avoid a nuclear holocaust is through the toppling of Bush and Blair and everything they represent. Failing the presence of a coherent force with enough power to take that course of action, the only way can be to attack from within. Of course that can lead only to chaos, but chaos is preferable to organized slavery and bloodmoney systems….On the other hand, there is always football. And with the League One season firmly underway, I am heading to sunny Bradford to check the progress of my beloved Gills…(heading mentally and aurally, not physically; commentary online)

Prior to this match we have won our first game, at home against the formidable Huddersfield, and then gone on- 3 days later- to lose a tight battle 1-0 away to Brighton. As ever I am full of hope and optimism at the beginning of a new campaign, but I was shocked to read on the Gills unofficial website that our centre back and goalkeeper ‘appeared stoned to the point of lacking a pulse’ for large periods of the match against Brighton…That filled me with a touch of uneasiness going into this encounter with the bantams, but I tuned in the virtual radio and those ugly worries of impending doom were soon destroyed when livewire Mattie Jarvis created an early chance for midget merchant McDonald, which was thumped into the net for 1-0, only six minutes into the game…Soon after, again Mattie Jarvis, using his lightning pace, skinned the Bradford rearguard then set up Mickey Flynn to power a thunderbolt into the top corner of the goal from fully twenty five yards out….What a start…And we should have scored more..Those bastards were on the rack…Gillingham were rampant…However, after half time, the tide turned, and its was Bradford’s turn to batter us senseless, which they did. too damn easily and with too little resistance…We shipped 4 goals in that second period, and in all honesty we could have ended up on the receiving end of an embarrassing hiding…So back to the drawing board for Ronnie Jepson and the lads and perhaps the calls for our players to be drug tested gain validity by the hour…The highlight for me was Ndumbu Ngungu’s studs first, two footed lunge into the back of a Bradford defender’s ankles, which earned the Congolese oddjobman a yellow card and a place in my heart forever… There is a good mix of stoners, pacey wingers and competent defenders…but what We lack is bite. The team is crying out for a pyschopath who will instill fear into the opponent’s trenches through reputation and violence on the field of play…

This has been as disjointed an effort as I ever hope to put my name to but I am confident that even if I have not written well- which is certainly the case for large periods of this text- then I have still managed to deliver/highlight a few Facts that are of interest to the able minded reader…
To add some shine, I will close by yet again handing the ‘Writer of the week’ award to Norman Mailer. Which naturally obligates me to quote some lines of his marvelous, but sadly not infectious, wisdom…

Civilization is a spirit. I propose to you that the soul is an animal carrying a burden of existence toward the Vision. Like an animal the soul is able to fight, to war, to kill, to flee, to become lean, wily, hard, a mink, a minx, a wild cat, puma, leopard or tiger. The soul can even descend within a body, and assume the secret sluggish wisdom of a clam, resist change with the force of a clam’s valve.
The soul is amoral. Its purpose it not to be ethical, but to live. Its desire is to live. So long as it is a healthy soul, its nourishment comes from growth and victory, from exploration, from conquest, from pomp and pageant and triumph, from glory. It lives for stimulation, for pleasure. Its nature is to become more than it is.
(Taken from Mailer- Cannibals and Christians)

 Mailer. He had a way with words and women…Married and divorced six times over.

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