Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy.

June 2, 2017

The eve of the battle. I am haggard, my snout bandaged after a recent mauling from my beloved hellhound. I move through the normal motions, from global affairs to warming my amorous innards by reaching out towards still burning flames of the heart to following leads unearthed in my delvings of Russian literature, most recent […]

Juve starlets head to U20 World Cup in South Korea

May 21, 2017

Italy kick off their U20 world cup campaign today with a tough fixture with Uruguay, who topped the South America qualification tournament earlier this year. The match will see recent signing Rodrigo Bentancur line up against a number of his fellow juventini. Mattia Vitale (CM) – Cesena Francesco Cassatta (Cm/AM) – Ascoli Riccardo Orsolini (RW) […]

Juventus Youth Report May 2017

May 7, 2017

As we approach the end of the season, it is high time for me to run the rule over our huge range of youth talents, attempt to pluck from the flock the starlets who are progressing well enough to be considered for a future in black and white. Which is a tricky task given the […]

Juventus 2-1 AC Milan coppa italia 25.1.17

January 26, 2017

Player Ratings Neto – Could do nothing about the superb strike from Bacca which came out of nowhere. He got down well to save from Fucka late on and finally made a comfortable block on┬áDeulofeu. Considering he barely features in the starting XI this was a impressive effort from the Brazilian. 7 Bonucci – Finding […]

Juventus Logo Launch Jan 2017

January 19, 2017

The release of Juve’s new emblem has sent shockwaves around the world. Yet before falling into the trap o focusing solely upon the design it should be understood that this event goes well beyond the current rebranding. It is moreover one step of many of a journey the club embarked on several years back designed […]

Battle Royale – Rasputin Rovers go to war

November 21, 2016

Finally, after countless hours spent on the training ground, many months of tactical preparation and sleepless nights, the tournament dawned upon the horizon for Rasputin Rovers FC this fateful morn. Conditions were ripe for glory, yet as is all too often the case year upon year, the squad arrived in drips and drabs, with barely […]

Rasputin Rovers go to war…

November 15, 2016

TEAM INSTRUCTIONS Tactics play a greater role in 6 a side than I would like, for space comes at a premium and the path to glory or defeat is constantly changing. I have decided to go with a 2-2-1 formation. Which morphs and mangles according to whether we find ourselves in a defensive or offensive […]

Facecutters FC Tournament Report – Corporate Games 2013

November 5, 2016

In driving rain, gale force winds and sporadic showers of cricket ball sized hail, the motley crew of CoM United (formerly and more righteously known as FaceCutters FC) gathered in a huddle with mere moments to spare before the kick-off of their first fixture of the tournament. Eyebrows were raised at the sight of Gideon […]

Juventus 2-1 Udinese

October 16, 2016

Those cursing the international break were to be proved right in their concerns, for after the travels, matches played in foreign lands and departure from what was developing into a steadily blossoming domestic momentum, Juve returned to the haphazard, error prone form of earlier this season. There were other mitigating factors such as the decision […]

How to replace a living legend?

October 10, 2016

  Santo Buffon is rightly regarded as one of the greatest keepers of all time. His career at Juve has been a testament to loyalty, decorum, outstanding service and dignity. Nobody wants to consider his succession, but at 38 years of age, it is assuredly a major issue which Beppe, Paratici, Allegri, Agnelli and the […]