We all got spare time to occupy how we choose,
When the unwanted work environment we can lose,
The problem that draws from me only sighs,
Is the amount of alcohol the average human buys.

Vodka, tequila, Malibu and beer
Are drunk here to get drunk every day of the year.
Its accepted socially, perhaps commended,
To get so drunk that from your pub you get suspended.

It’s responsible for so much inebriated bed hopping,
People using drink to increase the rang of their shopping,
For a partner to intimately embrace,
Regardless of the design of their face

2 much meaningless fucking and killin,
I prefer to be around folk that are pilling,
Cos alcohol is dangerous, its more than oil on afire,
In large common doses it even fucks with your sense of desire.

I like to enjoy a drink,
Up the point where im still able to lucidly think,
But I don’t understand,
Why in this british land,
People need this hard drug,
To feel open enough to even give a friend a hug.

Maybe im just getting old or becoming mature,
Boring the young could say, but I’m not so sure,
Cos I see the effects of alcohol through experienced eyes,
As the drinks go down men look not at character, mainly tits and thighs,
Lads become much more willing to fight,
Women looking just for someone to fuck them for a night,
Its all 4gotten so quickly when the hangover clears,
The blokes boast about the girl they shagged after 15 beers,
Having sex with a person who’s name they don’t even recall,
Nor whether they were short or tall.